This is a Federal Case, You Must Respond!
The undersigned Plaintiff hereby summons the violator on this _____ day of 20______
To answer the charges in this affidavit.
Husband has committed the following grievous offenses:
____Being a Slob
____Doesn't Obey Orders
____Watches too Much Football
____Doesn't Change Underwear
___ _Dunlap's Disease (Stomache dun-lapped over his belt)
____Bad Bathroom Etiquette
____Drools When Sleeping
____Calls Me Different Name Sometimes in Bed
____1st Degree Snoring
____Drips on Toilet Seat
____Takes Two Hours to Watch 60 Minutes
____Bad in Bedroom
____Doesnot Take Out Trash
Signed & Attested_____
To be fair you really should also get the Wifely Duties Violations
- Additional Information
Name Husbandry Violation SKU 03-0412
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